In the future there are no chips just WAR and DADDY.

You are the War Daddy. The aliens want you dead. They will kill you. They kill you every single time.

How long can you survive the alien onslaught and live up to your name, The name of WAR DADDY?

30 Seconds will feel like an eternity.

This is War Daddy

"This is a Minter shooter with the finese removed and the volume turned to Bruce Forsyth screaming with the force of a nuclear explosion. Almost literally unplayable, but don't let that stop you" - Kieron Gillen

Huh?

War Daddy is the 2013 remaster of the classic star of the first Eurogamer Expo Indie Game Arcade, War Twat. Now slightly less rude.

That said, you get the rude version too so everything sort of balances out.

What do I get?

Windows! We all like Windows. You get the original War Twat for Windows, you get War Nose, the 2012 update to War Twat for Windows. You get War Twat:Colour Blindness Edition for Windows, proving that even a game like this can be made to be more accessible *and* you get the brand spanking new update War Daddy for Windows & Ouya. Please note that War Daddy for Windows requires an Xbox 360 controller.